xoxoANP!

Not Champaign-Urbana.

I have had a lot of champagne in my fridge, thanks to a pre-New Years‘ Vine Wine champagne tasting (and the fact that I earn American Airlines miles or Starwood Hotels Starpoints whenever I buy stuff, thus encouraging consumption).

Noticing this, a friend once remarked in between sips of champagne that I needed to start having “more life events.”

Indeed. What better life event than life itself? (Or so I tell myself to the sound of my kitchen clock a tickin’ and my MacBook keys a clackin’ with my belly full of crab cakes and A. Margaine bubbly.)

Oh yeah, I pink-cheekedly remember what I was gonna tell y’all:

Scorpio can become intensely fixated on a person and possessive… Scorpio’s “urge to merge” can be very powerful… Scorpio tends to periodically become intensely focused on some area of concern and become even fanatical in pursuit of some interest…
Scorpio… has a quiet disposition that makes much emotional complexity and sensitivity. Light, superficial social interaction doesn’t interest Scorpio at all, and, in fat, frequently makes Scorpio feel separate and lonely.

Scorpio feels a whole range of powerful emotions – desire, jealousy, rage, fierce loving attachments or intense loathing – and Scorpio cannot live without relating on a very deep, intimate level, which often includes conflict and confrontation. In fact, if things become too easy and mellow, Scorpio will (consciously or unconsciously) provoke some trouble in a relationship. Scorpio seems to thrive on emotional drama and intensity… Scorpio is drawn to the hidden, dark, mysterious side of life and of people… Scorpio probes and analyses and is more suspicious. Also, Scorpio can be manipulative and controlling, and may be subtly dominating.

Although the point is currently moot, I’ve often felt I should come with a warning label.

To prospective suitors: SEE ABOVE. This is not a joke.

To past suitors: All of you were right to have dumped me. SEE ABOVE.

Also, I like hand-coding basic .html. It makes me feel very happy.

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