xoxoANP!

Wanna show your gratitude & appreciation for me in the capitalista-spoken language? In a very particular order:

1. Bid on my eBay auctions. I chuck or donate most pre-loved ANP goods, but unique stuff I like to give The People an opportunity to own.
2. Buy my stuff on Amazon. As with point one, some books and CDs deserve an n+1th loving home.
3. Purchase a photograph. All prints signed & limited at five editions, and I can work with you to select an appropriate frame.
4. Purchase ANP-created produktuiys. These are things I’ve made and feel comfortable sharing with y-o-u.  (You can also find ways to support me in person (watch me play basketball or jello wrestle, for example) through this link, too.)
5. Buy me a gift. My friend John requests that people make donations on his behalf, but I’m greedy, and also a middle child. ‘Nuff said.
6. Peep my product recos (or disses). I’ve parted ducats to own these products, and have given ‘em a test drive for ya. And sometimes, I’ll get a kickback if you buy through my website (but it doesn’t impact my opining, to be honest).

Aww, you’re so sweet to even read through this drivel. But seriously, any lurfe you wanna show is a-okay by me and my outstanding college loan balance.

If you’d like to contact me directly, take all of the sevens out of 77ANP@xoxoANP77.com, plop it into your “to” line, and click ’send’.

xoxoANP!