Dick on a stamp (in a box)
Sometimes, you need to call bullshit. Maybe you’re reading a deck, some Kant, or the draft of your first novel (which in hindsight was tremendously bad and it’s a good thing the only other person in the world who read it tossed it immediately into a government-issue bonfire). What’re you gonna do?
You’re gonna grab your dick - on - a - stamp (in a box) and show that text who’s boss.
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Hand (ahem) crafted from an image that appeared briefly in Wikipedia’s ‘masturbation’ entry, only four were made.
Your dick - on - a - stamp will arrive in a box. Only two are available for purchase, and due to the extremely limited run of these very useful office supplies, pricing them at $50 each including shipping means I break even.
Click here to buy your very own dick - on - a - stamp (in a box)
- Click the link abo-o-ve
- I’ll stick your stamp in a box
- And then you’ll open the bo - o - ox
I could just see myself stamping something and sending it to my boss and the look on his face.
Did you sell these yet? If you keep posting like this the morality filters at The Bank are so going to firewall your blog.
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